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Daniel Herndon

Daniel is a writer, marketing executive, and fake comedian. He's the author of the political newsletter 'The Lorem Ipsum' as well as several text messages.

Gold Bars and Beef Bouillon

Gold Bars and Beef Bouillon

What to eat and what to keep in a jacket. It’s this week’s news.

The Scraps of Summer

The Scraps of Summer

Everywhere I looked, everyone was running. But what for? It's this week's news.

iBumped

Un visits Putin, Biden faces the Peach Pit and Mitt says Meh. It's this week's news.

Labor Dazed

What happens to people who don't do anything all week.

The Misty Freeze

The Misty Freeze

The hot, the cold, and the winds of change. It's this week's news.

Greased Lightnin' For Texas

Greased Lightnin' For Texas

A review of Ted Cruz's popular podcast, Verdict, and a brief tip on how you can help drain the swamp.

It Was Debatable

It Was Debatable

Covering round one debates, and how to get your free mugs. It’s this week’s news.

The War on Weeds

The War on Weeds

It is as innocent looking as candy, but it’s turning our suburbs into battle zones.

The Ham Sandwich

The Ham Sandwich

According to the polls, a lot of people like ham sandwiches. It's this week's news.

A Thread of Life

A Thread of Life

Finally, a review of Threads, plus Tom Selleck, faces the risk of scorching his mustache. It's this week's news.

Pee's Wee

The latest about Big Top Pee Wee. Plus it's this week's news.

The X Factor

How to become brand X. Barbenheimer and Biden see pink. It's this week's news.

3 Fast and 3 Furious

3 Fast and 3 Furious

Yet another episode from the popular franchise that is Trump's legal woes, and this week's news.

Grab a Coke

The White House. The Republican party line (of coke) and this week's news.

Words Ruin Everything

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Words Ruin Everything

How bad language builds movements but prevents progress.

Go Forth

Last week we spent more time thinking about the Supreme Court than we did tacos on Tuesday. It's this week's news.

Hot Dog Warfare

Hot Dog Warfare

Canadian apologies, A 'meating' in Russia, and this week's news.

Hunter and The Hunted

Hunter and The Hunted

If you were President, what would you do on day one? About Hunter Biden. Plus, This week's news.

Back in Time

What I've been thinking about since 2012, the Orange Prints and a little time travel. It's this week's news.

Good Source Material

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Good Source Material

The best things in life are free, but good writing isn't cheap.

Blowing Smoke

It's clearly too early to predict anything more than who will be wearing stripes and who will be wearing tomato sauce, but we are starting to see how the field for the Whitehouse in 2024 is shaping up. Let's take a look.

The Joke Bot

The Lorem Ipsum launches a merch store, including low carb options. And this week's news.

Warning Labels

The Surgeon General's warning on social media. A Ron DeSandwich, and this week's news.

More Headroom

Exploring the squishy brain. Plus, it's this week's news.

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Plastic Brains

We are the smartest we'll ever be when we are twenty, but after forty, the envy of wisdom. Here's why it's hard to change our minds and how doing so can help us live longer.