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The Lorem Ipsum is an independent opinion news magazine for news, politics, and humor. It's written and illustrated by Daniel Herndon, a marketing executive and writer with a penchant for tongue-in-cheek political journalism.
Thousands of people from all over the world read his work each week.
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Get ItThe Mission of The Lorem Ipsum is to make you laugh while making you think. Expect an entertaining look at current events, everyday issues, and informative resources.
Free members get The Weekly and access to many great Articles, but in an effort to keep our writer(s) in loafers, some Articles and releases from Daniel's personal memoir Made From Leftovers will be available for paid subscribers only.
Daniel Herndon covers politics, social issues, and the debate about whether you should wash your jeans (the answer is mostly no). The Weekly is published each Friday morning and brings you a recap of the week's top news. Long-form articles dive into the issues and are published most weeks.
Learn About The Author
Since 2008, Daniel has claimed he would one day run for President. However, it has been reported that his prospects are already ruined due to the content on his Twitter account. His profession has long been in the marketing and advertising industry. As a part of the Indianapolis marketing agency, Matchbook, he consults clients on brand strategy, marketing, and strategic messaging.
As an opinionated writer, his motto is "How can you be canceled if you've never been scheduled?" You can sign up to receive The Weekly and more right here.
FAQs
What does the name "The Lorem Ipsum" mean?
The short answer is "nothing."
Lorem ipsum is the text used in the publishing and graphic design industry as a placeholder while you are working on laying out your design. Since I come from the marketing and design business, it's a play on words meant to convey a sense of irony about the content. It's not as clever or funny if you have to explain it.
Ever written any books?
Well yes.
I wrote Facebook All In One For Dummies on Wiley Publishing in 2012, and currently, my manuscript for a book Made From Leftovers is being released right here on this site unless you have a better offer.
Can I get your content delivered directly to my email?
Yep.
If you haven't figured it out already, I send a weekly issue that includes a quick recap of the news with just a little bit of sarcasm (a lot), and full articles come out often too. Click here to sign up.
Why did you start a Newsletter? People don't use email!
Actually, they do.
My email newsletter has thousands of subscribers, and a large chunk of them end up reading the email.
The Lorem Ipsum is for the people. I wanted to create a direct connection with my readers for those who wish to keep up with my content on their own terms. If you prefer to find your content through algorithms, that option is out there for you. I'll be right here.
Should I share your stuff online?
Yes. Why would you even feel the need to ask? Also, feel free to tag me. I usually go by the handle @danielherndon on internet social media sites.
Which way do you lean Politically?
Neither. I don't believe that "left" and "right" are accurate ways of describing people's views. As for me, most people tend to think I lean a certain way based on how they feel about what I write or say, but I assure you they're wrong.
I believe that ideas should be evaluated on their merit, and good ideas are good regardless of the source. The truth is true no matter how bad the messenger is. Crimes are criminal regardless of the President that committed them, and voting is a right for everyone, regardless of how they lean. And if they're leaning because of a physical limitation, they should've been able to vote remotely in the same way that they can do their banking, taxes, and many BMV transactions, if you ask me.
Do you do speaking engagements, and what do you charge?
Yes, I do, and as much as possible. I have a few questions, though.
Where are you? What is the event about? How much money do you have in the speaker budget, and how much do you want to have leftover after you pay for a dynamic speaker? What really cool city is your event in? Do I have friends that live there I've wanted to get together with? All of these factors help determine speaking fees.
Maybe we should just talk about it.
How is it that you have grown kids? How old are you?
It's usually considered rude to ask someone their age but let's just say life has been good to me.
Why?
Because.
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Articles from The Lorem Ipsum consist of in-depth analysis and brief essays covering anything from the politics of gun laws to the proper way to make an Old Fashioned. New articles are published about once a week or more when the spirit leads.
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Each issue is illustrated by Daniel Herndon, producing political-ish cartoons. Most critics say he has no future in a career as an artist. But with decades as a brand consultant, it's unclear if the joke is on them or on him.
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The Lorem Ipsum reads the news for you. The Weekly breaks it down like a tired camper breaks down a tent. Good enough. We'll give you the news you need, so you can get up to speed on what's going on in the world, and move on.
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