Strong words on why you should definitely curse

Strong words on why you should definitely curse

I grew up pretty staunchy, which of course isn't a word, and that furthermore demonstrates just how staunchy I and my contemporaries actually were when I was young. Even if it's not a word, if you know, you know. So you know what I mean. I was buttoned up from a behavior standpoint. I'm talking about being so stuck up, so pious and well behaved that it was a burden. I was so devout, I walked down the street with cheeks clinched so tight, quarters melted and crispy one dollar bills had permanent creases in them.

My well behaved-ness gave me a sense of pride. At about the age of 16, a friend of mine said "Daniel, sometimes you act like an adult, and I really hate it."

I loved it.

I was proud of my tightly controlled persona and my well manicured moral behavior. I was proud that I raised money for a homeless shelter, I bragged that I never did any illegal drugs and that I never snuck out of the house to hang out with friends without my parents permission (unless they were close by!). I always did my school on time, did my own laundry, and was never the instigator of anything bad that I did with friends (if ever). I was a very polished and very well behaved kid and I knew it showed.  I might as well have been a priest, and the risk of becoming one was there.

Even with all of that, every now and then, and only in a safe, quiet place... I would... maybe... eek out.

A cuss word.

The temptation to let my hair down, and loosen up just a little was always appealing. It was so taboo, but it just felt so freeing to just say it. I know you're thinking it right now yourself.

To me, in my non-denominational, evangelical, fundamentalist, Pentecostal, religious upbringing, cussing was such a taboo subject. There were certain words you just could not utter. It was understood that at times, you had to talk about bodily functions, you may have a need to express your frustration about someone and when you hit your finger with a hammer, you might need to react in some way using an alternative to an expletive. There were certain vocabulary words that just were not an acceptable form of expression.

But I admit I would let one slip every now and then. Now for me, like everything else I did, they were very controlled. I knew the right time and place. When there were no parents or clergymen around and no one from the Federal Communications Commission. It would either be under my breath, or with another curse consenting friend.

It felt really good.

Eventually, I learned to use this skill more frequently. I still felt compelled to keep my potty mouth in check among certain friends, but the frequency became more regular, the choice words became more veritable and the comfort in mixed company became, well, more mixed. I began to process whether it was acceptable, or whether I could build any argument against my use of dirty language. It's important to check and double check your beliefs, so I did.

According to Discover Magazine, cursing can relieve stress, build camaraderie and be a sign of a more open and honest person. Would you rather have a conversation with a liar using a made for TV vocabulary, or honest Abe dropping an eff bomb? What's your vice of choice when stubbing your toe? –Ibuprofen or "Ay Caramba!"?

According to James V O'Connor, cursing is a sign of a limited vocabulary, based on his “poverty-of-vocabulary” hypothesis. In actuality, this is not borne out in the data. According to Scientific American, the swearing fluent are often found to be eloquent in general, often skilled with language beyond the seven dirty words you can't say on television. Furthermore, studies suggest that those who are exceptionally vulgar may even be exceptionally intelligent. Congratulations Samuel L. Jackson, you've outshined us all while talking about burgers and putting our kids to bed. Sam, you are a genius!

This is an excellent finding for many of us because it's been found that the taboo on swearing has decreased since this time last century. A study published in 2006 says that 74% of us encounter swearing in public, and about 63 per cent of respondents in a 2018 study cited swearing as a way to cope with pain, frustration or stress. Swearing can help you with more than just stress. The Great Sam L. (afore mentioned) claimed on the Howard Stern Show that his potty mouth methods actually helped him overcome a speech impediment.  Swearing helps people to let their guard down, which in sales conversations has been found to help salespeople close more deals. What more could you ask of a bad word?

So I think it's time we let go of the stigma with language. I'm reminded of a time when I was young, and I sought some productive language for my own vocabulary. Under strict direction from my parents and church youth leaders, in order to avoid using the phrase "this sucks" to refer to something that was disappointing, I switched to the phrase "this blows". Well, unfortunately,... that got me in a hell of a lot more trouble.

My take away? They are all just words. Use them well.



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